Into the Well

During the recap, Mike makes it so that the explosion doesn't happen. While brainstorming ways to make money (bake sale), Schmoopy decides to steal some gold. The heroes get got, and are sentenced to pay 200000 pieces of gold in 10 days. This causes Schmoopy to yet again insult the "stupid judge," causing him to explode. They are revived again. The heroes argue over whether Jacque can talk, but soon come past a group of bandits. Schmoopy manages to pickpocket 46 gold from them. They then attack the bandits who harassing a villager, after Rob unwittingly makes his character talk. Eluamous attacks one with magic, but Schmoopy uses two rocks, because he left his other gear in the forest. Thanks to Rob's lucky roll, they quickly dispose of the bandits. However, Schmoopy insults the villager, causing the villager to leave. Now, our heroes are at a well with a shiny object underneath. To find out what's inside, Schmoopy throws everyone except him into the well. He then wastes the rope and oil in the well. He is stopped when he tries to throw torches and the rest soon climb out with a silver key (axe to Schmoopy). Finally, they come across the guard that they were supposed to deliver the axe too, but he refuses, saying he doensn't want a talking axe, just an enchanted one. Hearing this, Eluamous takes the axe and chases Schmoopy in rage.

Press B to Jump

Schmoopy's grandmother miraculously comes back to life. Things aren't looking too good for the duo, until Judge states that nobody liked the rogue Eluamous killed, because he kept on repeating "Press B to Jump." The heroes are sent on a delivery quest with a difficulty of 6. They are sent by "Madame Powerful Enchantress of this Town" to send an axe to a guard near a bridge to the east. Sirschmoopy encounters a beggar who he believes to be a powerful wizard, and kills the beggar, getting him wanted for murder again. The duo rush off and then encounter an undead rat, who Sirschmoopy picks up. Rob fails his roll, making his character poisoned. Eluamous cures Sirschmoopy with holy water, to his reluctance. The rat tags along with the heroes. Finally, the heroes encounter a carriage, that Rob believes is a monster. He casts his signature move, Flare, at it, and then later casts it at Mike when he realizes a carriage is not a monster. After looting it, he decides to keep the carriage's two wheels and decides to dual-wield them, despite them giving no armor bonus. Now, the heroes are in a dark forest, and begin to get nervous. Suddenly, Judge catches up with them. As a punishment, he asks the Royal Warlock to cast a curse that will make them explode if they don't pay him 100000 gold pieces in one month. After Sirschmoopy insults him, Judge also orders a spell cast on Sirschmoopy that will make him explode if he insults his honorable name. The episode ends with Sirschmoopy insulting the judge and promptly exploding.

The Remaking of Heroes

It's time for a new beginning. The episode starts with the intro, which shows that the show's graphics have been revamped. The episode zooms in on the setting of Mike's garage. Mike is just your average kid. His best friend Rob seems to be visiting and asks Mike about what he's doing. Mike says he's playing Unforgotten Realms, an RPG, and asks if Rob wants to play. Rob makes a huge list of reasons on the other fun things he can do and why he can't do them, and decides to play. He gets his first disappointment when he realizes that he can't play as a dragon. Instead, he decides to be a dwarf. After insisting that lumberjack is a class and ruining Mike's Limited Edition Rulebook, Rob unwillingly becomes  a sorcerer. He decides to name himself Sirschmoopy of Awesometon (who will be referred to now as Sirschmoopy). After making fun of Mike's wizard: Eluamous Nailo (who we will now call Eluamous) for not having a monocle (it's Rob's belief that all wizards wear monocles), Rob finds out that they're on a quest to save Sirschmoopy's dying grandma. After convincing Rob to make-believe, Rob makes his character search for traps and hidden walls. Mike begins to now argue with Rob and question why he's playing with him. The two go to the town of Cotswell and enter a tavern. Now, things are getting even more heated up, and after Rob deliberately controls an NPC to insult Mike's character, Eluamous tries to cast a fireball at Rob, but misses and hits a nearby rogue, killing him. The duo are then sent to court and sentenced to death by a judge (Judge) who thinks they're lumberjacks. Sirschmoopy's grandmother then dies. Mike ends the show pointing out for the a millionth time he hates Rob.

Season 1 Intro

The video begins with a prince (or something related) preparing to be knighted. However, Sir Schmoopy is introduced, and interferes as usual and gets knighted instead. Eluamous teleports to the scene and is furious at what he sees. Suddenly, Jacque the axe flies into Schmoopy's hand. Petey appears and poisons the guards attacking them. Suddenly surrounded, Schmoopy uses his ring of fire and yells, "By fire be purged!" at the guards. It finally shows Mike shaking his head in annoyance as Rob burns a guard's character sheet.

Starting Again

I must have too much time on my hands. I've decided to rewatch all the episodes and write full guides about them. You can expect our restart soon!

Unforgotten Realms

So, everyone, this is a fanbase I'm making for the Unforgotten Realms show on Escapist (official property of Robert Moran). I've written about this show previously on my main blog. In order to survive, this show needs to have DVD's of the first season bought. So buy your DVD's people!!!

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