Press B to Jump

Schmoopy's grandmother miraculously comes back to life. Things aren't looking too good for the duo, until Judge states that nobody liked the rogue Eluamous killed, because he kept on repeating "Press B to Jump." The heroes are sent on a delivery quest with a difficulty of 6. They are sent by "Madame Powerful Enchantress of this Town" to send an axe to a guard near a bridge to the east. Sirschmoopy encounters a beggar who he believes to be a powerful wizard, and kills the beggar, getting him wanted for murder again. The duo rush off and then encounter an undead rat, who Sirschmoopy picks up. Rob fails his roll, making his character poisoned. Eluamous cures Sirschmoopy with holy water, to his reluctance. The rat tags along with the heroes. Finally, the heroes encounter a carriage, that Rob believes is a monster. He casts his signature move, Flare, at it, and then later casts it at Mike when he realizes a carriage is not a monster. After looting it, he decides to keep the carriage's two wheels and decides to dual-wield them, despite them giving no armor bonus. Now, the heroes are in a dark forest, and begin to get nervous. Suddenly, Judge catches up with them. As a punishment, he asks the Royal Warlock to cast a curse that will make them explode if they don't pay him 100000 gold pieces in one month. After Sirschmoopy insults him, Judge also orders a spell cast on Sirschmoopy that will make him explode if he insults his honorable name. The episode ends with Sirschmoopy insulting the judge and promptly exploding.